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Post by Bleach Behemoth on Sat May 09, 2015 7:47 am

Alright so since the first Hunger Games topic is only a couple pages away from being locked, I though I would take it upon myself to start a new thread and kick it off with a kaiju (and some mechas) themed Hunger Games. This is going to be a 48-Man Hunger Games, and hopefully a brutal one as well. So let's start things off with getting a good look at our contestants:


Districts 1 & 2 consists of the Earth Defenders. This includes Godzilla, Anguirus, Mothra, Fire Rodan, Baragon, King Caesar, Varan and Kumonga. They are good monsters who want to protect the planet earth from any threat.
District 3 is the Global Defense Force. This group is made up of Jet Jaguar, M.O.G.U.E.R.A., Kiryu and Mecha-King Ghidorah. Entirely mech based, these machines will protect humanity no matter what.
District 4 is made up of Aliens. So King Ghidorah, Gigan, Megalon and Orga are in this group. They want to crush humanity and bring a new rein of domain upon the planet after it's conquered.


District 5 is also made up of Aliens. Joining District 4 is Hedorah, Gezora, Zilla and MechaGodzilla. These fiends have the same intentions in mind as District 4. Beware the Xeno.
Districts 6 & 7 are a conglomerate of Mutants. Forming the forces of chaos are Destroyah, Obsidius, Krystalak, Biollante, SpaceGodzilla, Titanosaurus, Megagurius and Battra. They have a lust for power that comes before all other concerns and all of them are working for their own sinister agenda. These monsters want to destroy everything in their path and only because of their similar goal do these demons team up. If unchecked, these mutants will destroy the entire planet.
District 8 is just made up of some other random Godzilla monsters who I put in this mash-up team. Meet Kamacuras, Ebirah, Manda and M.U.T.O., ready to kick monster ass.


District 9 is the first guest kaiju team, not consisting of Prawn but the Ultraman series. Ultraman, Ultraseven, Ultraman Belial and Gomora team up to claim victory for the very first time folks, truly a sight to see.
District 10 has the Gamera series popping in. Gamera, Gyaos, Zigra and Irys have decided to let bygones be bygones and form a blood pact to win this Hunger Games, or die trying to.
District 11 has some rather famous/infamous characters all assigned to the same team. Unlikely allies, King Kong, Clover, The Giant Claw and Daimajin have to put aside their differences and work together in order to survive this hell they've been thrust into.
District 12 is the last team, and it's made up of the cast of Pacific Rim. Say what you will about that movie, but it could very well be the spark to get giant monster films back into the spotlight. Gypsy Danger, Mutavore, Knifehead and Slattern (yeah I don't think anyone knew their names until they looked it up like I did) get an honorary spot in this Hunger Games.

MONSTERS, FIGHT!!!

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Post by SkullDevil on Sat May 09, 2015 1:59 pm

IT BEGINS.
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Post by Iggy on Sat May 09, 2015 2:00 pm

I'm rooting for Gigan.

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Post by Bleach Behemoth on Sat May 09, 2015 3:12 pm

Alright ladies and gentlemen, boys and morons, let's take a look at the Bloodbath here on Monster Island:


To begin things off we see the first couple of monsters Mutavore and Jet Jaguar make a run for it away from the cornucopia.
Zigra is now armed with a huge fuck trident.
Gigan and Slattern already kill themselves off this early in the Hunger Games. Sorry Iggy, I didn't expect it to be so quick that the one kaiju you would root for to get killed this quick.
Krystalak is now armed with a sword that makes Gut's Dragonslayer look like a mere paperclip in comparison.
SpaceGodzilla manages to scare Orga away like the boss he is.


More running ensures, although Gomora somehow scares off Ultraman. Funny.
King Caesar also confirmed for being a huge alcoholic, lol.


Again, most monsters just say, "Fuck this," and make a run for it from the cornucopia. What a shame, I thought they would be more inclined to get into a gigantic mosh pit and just start rumbling.
Kamacuras is also armed with a huge fuck sword.


Titanosaurus, knowing that he needs water to survive, grabs a canteen. Smart move ya rouge.
Gyaos has a spear that is probably as long, if not longer than a skyscraper. Bold.
Ultraseven chokes Anguirus to death with the straps of a colossal bag. Fuck you Ultraseven, Anguirus is a cool kaiju and you a piece of shit.
Ultraman Belial back-stabs Irys. Damn, a cool looking guy killing a cool looking kaiju.


Obsidius now has empty baggage, lol.
Mecha-King Ghidorah decides to run away after Varan proves too powerful, lol.


Baragon kills MechaGodzilla, which is pretty badass to see.
Megaguirus proves to be superior to Mothra in a battle of the bugs.
Kiryu has throwing knifes the size of missiles now.

Not a bad start this time at least.
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Post by SkullDevil on Sat May 09, 2015 3:40 pm

I'm surprised Clover is still alive, since he's a baby and all.
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Post by Bleach Behemoth on Sat May 09, 2015 5:23 pm

Let's begin with the dawn of the first day in this monstrous brawl.


Titanosaurus takes it easy on the first day and goes to bed. Although a Chaos Mutant, Titanosaurus really isn't evil, just more or less a loner who only takes power when it's literally right in front of his face.
Jet Jaguar and The Giant Claw team up to hunt the other kaiju. Interesting duo right here.
Mothra does not kill her twin Battra, despite him begging for it. Silly moths.
Godzilla, Gyaos and Zigra form a trio.
Mecha-King Ghidorah skedaddles the fuck outta there when SpaceGodzilla shows his ugly mug.
Clover creates a slingshot that could probably launch a hefty boulder for miles. Such a smart child.


M.O.G.U.E.R.A. dies of bloody diarrhea, despite being completely inorganic. What a fucking failure.
King Ghidorah receives a hatchet from the Xiliens in order to conquer the planet. Hopefully this golden hydra can actually wield a tool, which is a team effort on its own right.
Fire Rodan thinks about home back in his comfy nest.
Gomora looks for water so he doesn't die of thirst.
Kamacuras injuries himself but is still alive.
Kumonga defeats Gamera in a fight but spares the giant turtle's life, for now.


Krystalak constructs a shack. First a sword and now a shack. Krystalak is living the life son.
Zilla manages to kill Biollante in an ambush assault like the coward he his. Damn Biollante, how could you get yourself killed by the worst character in this entire Hunger Games?
Kiryu practices his archery, which translates roughly into projectile attacks.
Hedorah seems to be going insane like the smog monster he is.
King Kong goes after Daimajin, on hot pursuit.
Knifehead goes on an exploration.


Ultraman, Mutavore and M.U.T.O. form a trio.
Gezora plays doctor with Manda.
Destroyah needs water, being a colony of Precambrian crustaceans after all.
Megaguirus, Megalon, Obsidius and Ultraman Belial raid Ultraseven's camp. That's what you get for killing Anguirus, bitch.
Gypsy Danger realizes that King Caesar is too powerful and gets the fuck out.
Ebirah kills Baragon in a clash of the titans. Epic.
Varan pursues Orga like the predatory flying iguana kaiju he is.


Eight deaths so far, this is going better than the Pokemon Hunger Games at least.
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Post by SkullDevil on Sat May 09, 2015 5:25 pm

How did Moguera...?

You know what? Logic. Gone. It's for the best.
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Post by Iggy on Sat May 09, 2015 8:06 pm

The monster I root for dies first. Figures.

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Post by SkullDevil on Sat May 09, 2015 8:19 pm

You're in my club, Iggy.

The "Don't Root For Your Favs 'Cause They'll Die First" club.
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Post by Pure Awesome on Sun May 10, 2015 6:46 am

(Boy it sure would be fantastic if I could remember even once that this thread has autoplaying music. Sure would startle me less.)

Ok, so here's my second simulated round of Ze Bunker Smash Bros Hunger Games. Place your bets!

The Bloodbath:


We've got our dream team of Grover, Linkara, King Ramses and Ruff Ruffman.

The cast of Full House immediately tries to murder Godzilla. We're gonna have fun with this one.

Stimpy attacking House of Cosbys. And if my memory serves, they did the same attack on him last time.

Plus, Ron Paul with throwing knives. What a great visual.
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Post by SkullDevil on Sun May 10, 2015 1:05 pm

Wait, didn't you already post that one?
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Post by Iggy on Sun May 10, 2015 11:41 pm

It's a second rounder.

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Post by Bleach Behemoth on Mon May 11, 2015 12:45 am

Yeah, didn't you already use the exact same characters, PA? There were way more characters on that Ze Bunker Roster that could be in another Hunger Games instead of the same previous cast.

Anyway, let the first night come upon us.


Krystalak stays hydrated. Fun fact: Most Americans are commonly dehydrated throughout most of their day. Be sure to always drink plenty of water!
Mothra, Kamacuras, Knifehead and Obsidius take turns sleeping.
Ultraman, despite coming from an advance civilization, cannot make fire. Over-specialization is absolutely crippling.
Clover now has the explosives that tried killing him in his movie.
SpaceGodzilla hums the entire symphony of Beethoven.
M.U.T.O. pulls an all-night like I did with my friends last night.
King Kong accidentally kills Destroyah while aiming for Mutavore. Godzilla's most deadly opponent is already dead.


Fire Rodan ponders about his nest again.
Battra likes trees.
Hedorah now has medical supplies, which translates to toxic waste for him.
The Power Trio looks out for each other.
Ultraseven does not go hungry.
Kiryu builds a campsite.
King Caesar goes stargazing and discovers twelve new solar systems which he names after Metallica songs.


Daimajin & Gezora want to go back home and watch Super Smash Bros Melee streams on Twitch.
Orga goes to bed at a reasonable time.
Titanosaurus & Kumonga scream for help, but no one aids them.
Jet Jaguar also can't start a fucking fire either. Fucking moron.
King Ghidorah dies of bloody diarrhea, which was also what did M.O.G.U.E.R.A. in. Godzilla's long time arch enemy is also dead now, wow. First Destroyah and now King Ghidorah, holy shit.


Ultraman Belial pities how absolutely stupid Megalon is and lets the cretin bug live another day.
Gypsy Danger/Manda or Varan/Megaguirus? Which OTP do you prefer?
Ebirah slays Gomora and Zilla in an all out brawl. Good for you Ebirah on taking out that abomination.
I hope Gamera's hands are still in-tact after having Mecha-King Ghidorah hold them.
The Giant Claw goes insane. Great.
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Post by SkullDevil on Mon May 11, 2015 12:49 am

Am I the only one who likes Zilla as his own kaiju?

...Please?

Also, the big guns are dying quicker than expected. Kudos to Kong for actually killing Destoroyah.
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Post by Bleach Behemoth on Mon May 11, 2015 2:41 am

Dawn of the second day:


Kumonga wishes for death but Jet Jaguar decides to let the poor spider live.
Zigra's failed attempt at assassination on Mutavore results in his own death via drinking poison. Stupid ass cock goblin shark kaiju.
The Giant Claw & SpaceGodzilla discover the lost rivers of Hell.
Megalon practices archery. Yeah, good luck with that.
Obsidius, Krystalak and Clover form a power trio.


Kamacuras creates a fine, sharp spear.
Gamera tries to rest off those bitten hands after last night's "hand" holding.
M.U.T.O. receives a hatchet from her husband.
Ebirah, Varan and Megaguirus go kaiju hunting.
Gyaos stealthily slays Mecha-King Ghidorah in his sleep. The rouge, now both Ghidorahs are dead.
Godzilla shoots a poison dart (actually Atomic Breath) at Ultraseven, which is awesome.


Kiryu also finds Hell's rivers.
Fire Rodan slaughters Hedorah in a fight, with the aid of a nice hatchet.
Gezora climbs the top of Mt. Everest.
Gypsy Danger cuts down the entire rainforest for firewood to kindle with.
King Caesar gains access to the finest doctors in all the land.
Mothra loves fruit.


Titanosaurus one up's Gezora and goes on an expedition on Olympus Mons.
Daimajin requires water to survive.
Manda becomes a creepy stalker over King Kong.
Ultraman wants to become a serial killer.
Knifehead and Ultraman Belial form an alliance.
Battra spares Orga after a gruesome battle that ravaged ten square miles of landscape.


We're down to thirty-two contestants now. Good progress on this Hunger Game's ya kaiju.
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Post by SkullDevil on Mon May 11, 2015 2:45 am

King Kong better watch out.
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Post by Pure Awesome on Mon May 11, 2015 10:25 pm

Yeah, Iggy's right. This was the one I mentioned earlier where I said I had run two simulations on the first one before posting anything.
Bleach, I'd like to do a 48 man game with more of the ZBSB roster, but I find setting up the game to be a really boring, annoying process. Maybe another time. If it helps, you don't have to count this one's winner as part of the final one.

Day 1:


Toby has been poisoned by Grover.
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Post by SkullDevil on Mon May 11, 2015 10:29 pm

Both Toby and Muji die on the first day. Sad.
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Post by Iggy on Mon May 11, 2015 10:32 pm

Grover learned a lot about drinks while being a waiter.

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Post by Pure Awesome on Mon May 11, 2015 10:35 pm

Night 1:
So many great romantic pairings from this. Also, Mr. Meeseeks continues to be useless. Francine just killed King Ramses. Stimpy succeeds where a former US president has failed. And he continues to be mad at House of Cosbys from last time.


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Post by SkullDevil on Mon May 11, 2015 10:36 pm

So much huddling. Many shippings.
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Post by Iggy on Mon May 11, 2015 10:37 pm

The man in gauze fell to an anthropomorphic monkey.

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Post by Pure Awesome on Mon May 11, 2015 10:41 pm

Day 2:
I feel this is how Ron Paul would act if actually in this situation.


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Post by SkullDevil on Mon May 11, 2015 10:42 pm

The Nacho BearxShrek shipping continues to increase. Lovely.
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Post by Pure Awesome on Mon May 11, 2015 10:44 pm

Night 2:
Once again, Ron Paul proves to be capable in the wild. Poor cast of Full House. And now we have Grover ClevelandxNacho Bear. Shrek is gonna be jealous. And I guess the ghost of Toby will be jealous of that.


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