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Post by SkullDevil on Tue May 12, 2015 1:55 pm

Obsidius is a fucking awesome kaiju. Would love to see him in a Toho Godzilla film.
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Post by Brimstone Behemoth on Tue May 12, 2015 9:57 pm

SkullDevil wrote:Obsidius is a fucking awesome kaiju. Would love to see him in a Toho Godzilla film.
Agreed, him and Krystalak would be awesome kaiju to see in a future Godzilla movie. But being playable in Unleashed is also awesome.

Anyway, it looks like Monster Island has experienced an eclipse, resulting in absolute darkness!


Sadly Krystalak tripped over a large boulder and fell to his death off an incredibly huge cliff.


Ultraman Belial dies the same way as Krystalak. It seems that he is not able to see in the darkness, despite being darkness incarnate. Perhaps he merely adopted the darkness and was not born into it like Bane?
Manda and Ebirah rolled to their deaths down a jagged hill.


Titanosaurus's downfall was not sonic waves, but lethal plant type instead. Grass type too OP, please nerf (actually it's one of the more underpowered types in Pokemon, please buff instead GameFreak).
Gypsy Danger takes Mutavore with him as they tumble to death together.
Obsidius kills Gamera for making too much noise. This magma monster just doesn't stop killing.
King Caesar blindly kills Kumonga with his weapon. Poor spider baby. :,(


Then lastly Megaguirus, despite being capable of flight, also trips over a rock and falls to her death. Dumbass dragonfly.


Holy shit fifteen kills, we're down to just seventeen contestants now! Let the bodies hit the floor!
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Post by SkullDevil on Tue May 12, 2015 9:59 pm

Clover is a strong baby. Obsidius just continues owning monster faces like the badass he is.
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Post by Iggy on Tue May 12, 2015 10:34 pm

Obsidius still manages to kill even in complete darkness.

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Post by Brimstone Behemoth on Wed May 13, 2015 12:39 am

Let's tune into the third night of the games:


King Caesar's tears help him fall asleep.
Fire Rodan steals candy from a baby (Clover).
Varan takes cover when he spots fire.
Godzilla and fucking M.U.T.O. huddle together for warmth. Well, fuck staying in-character.
Kiryu looks into the night sky and sees twenty supernovas.
Obsidius does not require sleep to function.


Gezora also doesn't need sleep to survive.
Battra brutally tears SpaceGodzilla apart and rapes his corpse.
Daimajin gets a nice eight hour sleep.
The Giant Claw caws into the night for help.
King Kong creates a bandage out of tree bark to heal his wounds.
Kamacuras, Orga and Gyaos form a folk metal band.
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Post by SkullDevil on Wed May 13, 2015 12:41 am

Godzilla no! Don't betray your roots man! You're supposed to blast your atomic breath down that bitch's throat!

(That scene in the movie was fucking A)
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Post by Iggy on Wed May 13, 2015 12:48 am

Obsidius is planning his next murder.

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Post by Brimstone Behemoth on Wed May 13, 2015 6:43 am

Here comes day four, which I was able to compact into one picture!


King Caesar, Godzilla, King Kong and M.U.T.O. team up to kill the other tributes. Now that's what I call a powerful gang.
Battra & Varan fly off to hunt for resources.
Gezora has an explosive now. Mollusks and bombs are dangerous combinations.
Kamacuras was found to have twenty-seven different mental conditions.
It takes the combined efforts of Orga, Gyaos and Kiryu to develop a special type of isotope to bring down The Giant Claw's antimatter shield. Once The Giant Claw was no longer invincible, Gyaos tore off her wings, Kiryu obliterated her claws and then Orga ate her lol.
Clover attempts to make another aerial kill, this time on Fire Rodan. However, Obsidius intervenes and ends up executing Clover. Obsidius may be a killer (and now a baby killer), but he seems to fancy Fire Rodan now at least, or has other motives for defending another kaiju.
Daimajin gets hurt but will be fine.


Only three died but we're at fourteen kaiju now, so the numbers are thinning out.


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Post by Iggy on Wed May 13, 2015 11:55 am

Whoever manages to stop Obsidius deserves the Hairy Chest of Resilience badge.

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Post by SkullDevil on Wed May 13, 2015 12:44 pm

^ This.

Gotta give credit to Clover though. He survived a lot longer than I thought he would.
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Post by Brimstone Behemoth on Wed May 13, 2015 3:38 pm

At hollow's eve we shall see:


King Caesar performs leg surgery on Varan.
Orga gets a brand new toy in the form of a giant hatchet.
Gyaos and Battra share their non-existent sexual experiences in college.
Kamacuras says, "Fuck you Kiryu," and thrashes his house.
Godzilla, M.U.T.O. and Gezora get into a three way fight and the one to come out as champion is... Gezora. Fun Fact: Test audiences for the Legendary Godzilla movie were shown a very similar scene where Gezora comes out of nowhere and kills both Godzilla and M.U.T.O., catching everyone off guard. Of course this version of the movie caused the audience to riot worse than the fine respectable people of Baltimore, and I'm sure it will have a similar effect here.
Daimajin plays Metallica before going to bed.
King Kong, Obsidius and Fire Rodan discuss what could happen tomorrow. Obsidius says it will most likely involve him killing another motherfucker, which King Kong & Fire Rodan don't disagree with.
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Post by Iggy on Wed May 13, 2015 3:41 pm

Game Over for the king of monsters.

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Post by SkullDevil on Wed May 13, 2015 5:04 pm

Well, it was inevitable.
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Post by Brimstone Behemoth on Wed May 13, 2015 5:15 pm

BEHOLD GENTLEMEN AND GENTLEWOMEN, THE GRAND FEAST HAS ARRIVED!!!11!11!


Gezora, King Kong and Gyaos are not hungry and say, "Fuck this."
Obsidius backs his talk up from last night's campfire chat and kills Kamacuras with a hatchet.
King Caesar & Fire Rodan work together to grab as much shit as possible like two soccer moms on Black Friday.
Varan & Daimajin team up to defeat and destroy Orga and Kiryu in an epic tag team rumble.
Battra kills himself lol.
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Post by SkullDevil on Wed May 13, 2015 5:19 pm

Obsidius is a freaking beast. Even if he doesn't win this, he's gotta have the most kills in this Hunger Games.
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Post by Iggy on Wed May 13, 2015 5:20 pm

Will that monster ever stop?

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Post by SkullDevil on Wed May 13, 2015 5:22 pm

SkullDevil wrote:

Posting this to keep the epicness going.


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Post by Brimstone Behemoth on Wed May 13, 2015 6:41 pm

Okay Skull Devil can you seriously remove that fucking audoplay already? It only works the first time to be honest and gets annoying afterwards.

Anyway, it's the fifth day of the kaiju games, so let's tune into the action folks.


Obsidius finds the lost catacombs of France.
Varan discovers the mythical Vaitarna River.
King Kong looks for firewood even though he's too fucking stupid to know how to start a fire.
Daimajin, Fire Rodan, King Caesar and Gyaos go on a safari.
Gezora accidentally blows himself up with a nuke to the face lol.


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Post by Iggy on Wed May 13, 2015 6:44 pm

Gerzoa go boom, that really sounds immature.

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Post by SkullDevil on Wed May 13, 2015 6:54 pm

Alright dude, calm down. No need to get upset.

Anyway, bye bye giant squid.
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Post by Brimstone Behemoth on Wed May 13, 2015 7:46 pm

Well asking nicely I've found doesn't work very well for me most of the time so that's why I had to get my point across more bluntly, Skull.

Anyway, let's see what's happening tonight:


Pretty much a bunch of talking and snuggling. I guess even kaiju need breaks from fighting all the time.
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Post by SkullDevil on Wed May 13, 2015 8:22 pm

Well, in my case, it would get the point across. I would have understood if you'd said it nicely. I'm not like those types of people, you know.

Anyway, crap. Plot twist. Obsidius is female.
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Post by Brimstone Behemoth on Thu May 14, 2015 1:02 am

What, just because Obsidius snuggles King Kong that makes him a girl now? Skull Devil confirmed for being Ze Bunker's biggest homophobe, probably tosses rocks at gays every day. /joking


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Post by SkullDevil on Thu May 14, 2015 1:03 am

Ya see? Obsidius got scared of King Caesar because she's TOTALLY a girl!
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Post by Iggy on Thu May 14, 2015 1:30 am

King Caesar is starting to rise to overthrow Obsidius.

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