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Re: Don't Bug Me, I'm In The Hammock

Post by Iggy on Sat Oct 24, 2015 12:14 am

Harry: Hello...oh, it's you again...what? Oh great, I knew that purse was trouble, OK, we'll be over pronto I guess...

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Re: Don't Bug Me, I'm In The Hammock

Post by Usagi on Sat Oct 24, 2015 1:06 am

Red Guy: It seems our friends need our help.

Birdman: We can never have a peaceful day, can we? Those pesky teachers...

Red Guy: Apparently not. Gilbert, Laptop, can you watch Yellow for us?

Gilbert: Sure thing!

Red Guy: Let's go.

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(Red Guy and Birdman show up to the scene, with Red Guy holding a suitcase.)

Birdman: O-Oh dear!

Red Guy: This looks bad. But take it from someone who got his head blown off, you'll all be fine.

Birdman: Quick, Bryan, was it? We need to press something onto Lin's wound to help stop the bleeding.

(Red Guy opens the suitcase and produces a gun.)

Red Guy: Look, I got this from Roy. Purse lady, I'm going to ask you and your friend to leave now.

Mercy: (sweats) O-Oh dear...

Shrignold: W-We better go!

(Shrignold grabs Mercy by the handle and quickly flies off.)


Red Guy: Good riddance.

Birdman: We should try to wake up Sku- ...

(The bird puppet notices the ice queen glaring at him.)

Birdman: Er...


Red Guy: Oh dear, another crazy. Do you plan to leave peacefully as well?

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Re: Don't Bug Me, I'm In The Hammock

Post by SkullDevil on Sat Oct 24, 2015 1:09 am

A bunch of giant icicles rise from the ground and entrap both Birdman and Harry inside.

Puppet Elsa: What does it look like to you?
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Re: Don't Bug Me, I'm In The Hammock

Post by Usagi on Sat Oct 24, 2015 1:12 am

Birdman: EEP! (Clings to Red Guy)

Red Guy: Well, fuck.

o-oh g-god were (cough) all f-fucked

(passes out)

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Re: Don't Bug Me, I'm In The Hammock

Post by SkullDevil on Sat Oct 24, 2015 1:18 am

Elsa's snowstorm expands to the sky and beyond, kickstarting what seems to be another eternal winter around the whole region. She turns to look at Skull's unconscious body, walking toward him and picking him up in her arms.

Puppet Elsa: Your world will slowly die, and mark my words, I will make you watch until you are 100% frozen.

And with that, she carried him and walked away to god knows where as the storm intensified and ravaged stronger than a hurricane. Mists began obscuring the view as the temperature descended rapidly.

Harry: ...uh. We're now completely and utterly fucked.
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Re: Don't Bug Me, I'm In The Hammock

Post by Iggy on Sat Oct 24, 2015 1:27 am

Manny: Aw, why don't I get to have any fun? Forget it, I'm going to come too! I'm a big man!
*Manny follows his two friends, oblivious to the new pair of eyes watching.*

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Re: Don't Bug Me, I'm In The Hammock

Post by Usagi on Sat Oct 24, 2015 1:37 am

(Meanwhile, two puppets on a "date" are having less important issues.)

Spinach Can: DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DO IT HEALTHY!

(An angry clock shoves the new teacher away from him.)

Tony: I think we'll be going now...

Sketchbook: Wait, Tony. Are you seeing this?

(Tony looks out the window to see the ground covered in a fresh blanket of snow.)

Tony: W-What? It's snowing now? It's not time for that!

Sketchbook: I think we should see what's going on...

Tony: At least it gives us an excuse to leave.

(Tony picks up Sketch and runs out of the restaurant before the kitchen crew can stop him.)

Sketchbook: This is really odd...

Tony: I have a feeling that crush of Skull's caused this.


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Birdman: Wait, Yellow, is that you?!

Red Guy: Oh thank god.

Birdman: PLEASE, HELP US OUT OF HERE! WE'RE BEGGING YOU! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIIIIIIIIIE


Red Guy: Calm down. Some help would be nice, though.

Birdman: (LOUD SOBBING)

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Re: Don't Bug Me, I'm In The Hammock

Post by Fenney on Sat Oct 24, 2015 1:44 am

*presses puppet towel onto lin's abdomen*

*gets out phone again*


Phoney: Make sure you cauterize the wou--

*calls pizza pete's number*

hello, pizza pete? please bring a pizza delivery here as fast as you can. it feels like a new ice age here and we need you
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Re: Don't Bug Me, I'm In The Hammock

Post by SkullDevil on Sat Oct 24, 2015 1:45 am

Meanwhile, Elsa advanced toward the entrance of Malcolm's castle, still carrying the unconscious Skull. The puppet guards at the front gate stopped her.

Generic Castle Guard #1: Halt, Queen Elsa! You are no longer permitted to enter Lord Malcolm's home.

Puppet Elsa: I see.

She nodded, and put the unconscious Skull on the floor carefully. She raised her head towards them with a smirk on her face. Her hands glowing bright blue.

Puppet Elsa: Try to make this interesting for me.

In a fell swoop, the guards charged at Elsa quickly dispatched them with ease, by charging a powerful ice beam towards the first guard and sending him flying away, and by impaling an icicle through the stomach of the second guard. Before quickly losing consciousness, she grabbed him by the jaw and smirked as his fearful eyes connected with hers.

Generic Castle Guard #2: Wh-Why are you doing this?

Puppet Elsa: I'm claiming what is rightfully mine.

The guard soon gave out his last breath and his head slumped. Elsa turned toward the gate and with a swift maneuver, broke down the gate with a powerful ice blast.

Puppet Elsa: Honey, I'm home!
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Re: Don't Bug Me, I'm In The Hammock

Post by Iggy on Sat Oct 24, 2015 1:53 am

Manny: Huh? Is it Christmas already? Did the ice fairy not want to wait for her presents? Yay!


Robin: *mumbling* It's puppets like you that make me wish I was instead strapped to a chair and dissected by a talking spinach can...

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Re: Don't Bug Me, I'm In The Hammock

Post by Usagi on Sat Oct 24, 2015 1:56 am

(A slice of pizza approaches Ryan.)

Pizza Pete: I guess I missed something pretty big here. What do you need?


Red Guy: Sigh. No, Yellow, we need your help to get out of here. That stupid crush of Skull's kinda set off an eternal winter.

Birdman: P-Please... I don't want to be frozen food...

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Re: Don't Bug Me, I'm In The Hammock

Post by Fenney on Sat Oct 24, 2015 2:06 am

I need you to put your pizza ovens at full blast and save us from this dreaded winter, preferably before we all get frostbite

Cameron: *comes back out of nowhere* o yeh were in hard cheese and im fockin freezing me buns off so thatll be quite helpful, u came in the nick of time pizza man were counting on you

sorry I'll translate that: he's saying we're very cold and in bad luck
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Re: Don't Bug Me, I'm In The Hammock

Post by Iggy on Sat Oct 24, 2015 2:06 am



What happened there? Did I accidentally drink Manny's seawater surprise aga-hold on, I'm not moving, why am I not moving?


???: *deep voice giggling*

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Re: Don't Bug Me, I'm In The Hammock

Post by Usagi on Sat Oct 24, 2015 2:09 am

Pizza Pete: Do you really think ovens would be able to melt the eternal winter? I guess it's worth trying!

(Pizza Pete runs off and turns on all the ovens he can find, before returning to Ryan.)

Pizza Pete: Now we wait... oh btw, that pink puppet doesn't look too well


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Spinach Can: Hey Miss Bird Lady! Are you hungry? You look to be a bit hungry!

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Re: Don't Bug Me, I'm In The Hammock

Post by SkullDevil on Sat Oct 24, 2015 2:12 am

Sitting on his throne pondering on things, Malcolm was suddenly interrupted by his front gate flying out of its hinges and towards his direction. He quickly dodged it as it fell on top of his throne and completely destroyed it. At the entrance was his ex-wife, Queen Elsa.

MALCOLM: E-Elsa? What do you think you're doing?

Puppet Elsa: Oh, you know. Setting off an eternal winter and try to kill you and take my place as queen. You know, normal everyday stuff.

MALCOLM: What? Why?!

Elsa quickly went back outside and brought the unconscious Skull back with her.

Puppet Elsa: I'm here to make a statement. You see this puppet? Do you recognize him?

It took Malcolm a while to notice who it was due to the mist entering his castle, but he soon saw Skull's seemingly comatose body in her arms.

MALCOLM: That's...that's SkullDevil. What have you done to him?

Puppet Elsa: I gave him his just deserts. He tried to take advantage of me for his own selfish needs, and it ended up being his downfall in the end. I froze his heart, which as you know means he hasn't got a lot of time left until he comes an icicle. I've had enough heartbreak in our marriage, Malcolm. I wasn't going to let another pathetic puppet ruin my life again. I'm going to make him watch as everything he loves is taken away by my own creation.

MALCOLM: I still don't understand. But one thing I do know, is that you are not like this, Elsa. You were never violent, never malevolent.

Puppet Elsa: Oh Malcolm. I just simply let go all my anger that I've kept bottled up inside. All. The. Hate.

Malcolm's eyes suddenly widened at the realization of why she was acting this way.

MALCOLM: The hate potion. Someone used it on you, didn't the-

Before Malcolm could finish his sentence, Elsa launched an ice blast at him which completely encased him in ice. He was frozen.

Puppet Elsa: They did, and now no one's gonna know how to solve the riddle.

Elsa summoned up all of her powers and changed the castle in her own ice crystal vision, like she had done once before. Afterwards, she picked Skull back up again, laid him down beside her previous throne before sitting on it. A smirk formed on her face.

Puppet Elsa: Let winter reign.


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Re: Don't Bug Me, I'm In The Hammock

Post by Iggy on Sat Oct 24, 2015 2:15 am

Actually, I'm a bit peckish for...something. But can you please release me? I can't eat when I'm all strapped down.


Spinach Can: Don't play dumb, not strapping you down would only ruin the surprise, I can't have you walking around and seeing my surprise ho ho ho!


...I'm getting heeby jeebies from him, but I guess this is what I get for getting roleplayer's block for too long.

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Re: Don't Bug Me, I'm In The Hammock

Post by SkullDevil on Sat Oct 24, 2015 2:18 am

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Harry: By the way, don't mind us, pizza guy, but, I dunno. Could any of you guys get us out of here? You know, before our butts get frozen? We would really appreciate that.

Birdman: What he said! I can't stand another minute in this ice prison! I'm gonna go cuckoo!
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Post by Iggy on Sat Oct 24, 2015 2:21 am

Manny: I like it, it's like an early Christmas! *gets kicked in the shin by Harry*


Ow, I mean yeah! What they said! Get us out of here! Even if it means I have to wait for December again...

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Post by SkullDevil on Sat Oct 24, 2015 2:22 am

Harry: Yes, because I would love for a crazed snow queen to do this two times a year. Certainly won't bring any casualties or anything. Heck, I'd be surprised if Skull is still alive after all this.
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Re: Don't Bug Me, I'm In The Hammock

Post by Usagi on Sat Oct 24, 2015 2:23 am

Birdman: R-Red, I really don't want to die... even though I have an odd feeling I'm dead already in another universe. But still, I don't want to die!

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Re: Don't Bug Me, I'm In The Hammock

Post by SkullDevil on Sat Oct 24, 2015 2:27 am

Harry: We're not gonna die. Pizza dude is being surprisingly useful for once, so just hope that his ovens plan works. Maybe.

Meanwhile, Pizza Pete heads over to check on Lin's unconscious body. He turns to Ryan.

Pizza Pete: What happened to her?
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Re: Don't Bug Me, I'm In The Hammock

Post by Iggy on Sat Oct 24, 2015 2:31 am

Spinny: Just ignore all that junk on the screen, bad TV makes your teeth go grey you know!

But they, Skull, EDD!

Spinny: They'll all be fine. Now that that's out of the way, let's get cooking. We're having chicken!

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Post by Fenney on Sat Oct 24, 2015 2:31 am

thanks pizza pete, any contribution helps. also yeah lin isn't doing too great but I'm trying to keep her alive. she got stabbed by some bullshit makeup thing. is there anything else I can do about this?

Cameron: i kno you're a pizza but ur a savvy pizza and i bet u got some cracking medical advice. smiley face
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Post by Usagi on Sat Oct 24, 2015 2:33 am

Birdman: I-I hope it works... M-Mommy...

(Birdman grabs the hand of his red haired friend.)


Pizza Pete: Uh... medical advice... Eat healthy? (sweats)

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Re: Don't Bug Me, I'm In The Hammock

Post by SkullDevil on Sat Oct 24, 2015 2:35 am

Harry: Well that was predictable.

Pizza Pete: Well, what did you want me to say?! I'm a slice of pizza, not a doctor! Just, look. Find some tissue, cover her wound with it and stick it with duck tape. It might stop the bleeding until we get her to a hospital. That's all I know, I swear!
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