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Pronghorns General

Post by Brimstone Behemoth on Thu Jul 02, 2015 4:01 am

Discuss pronghorns here and anything relating to Pronghorns.



Fun Facts about the Pronghorn:


  • They are the second fastest land mammal, right behind the cheetah.
  • Their closest relatives are not antelope, but giraffes and okapi.
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Post by Brimstone Behemoth on Tue Sep 13, 2016 4:22 am

Well looks like my last pronghorn pictures aren't showing up anymore, so here's some more on the best damn topic ever.







WARNING: NSFW PRONGHORNS:
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Post by Fenney on Tue Sep 13, 2016 8:14 am

I remember seeing this thread before and I was going to add extra "fun facts" about pronghorns except they were all blatantly false. Shame I never got around to it.
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Post by The Villain of Scams on Fri Sep 23, 2016 11:25 pm

You should get around to it Tropia.

Also why did you post a picture of Pronghorns humping.
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Post by Fenney on Wed Oct 05, 2016 5:07 am

More fun facts about the pronghorn:

- If you're chatting up a cute girl on the internet, it's most likely a pronghorn.
- Not only are they nearly equal in speed, they also make sounds similar to a Cheetah, as well as a Yamaha and Korg.
- You can stretch their neck out like Stretch Armstrong, except they're Neckstrong, and they will become a giraffe.
- A man was once given a fine from the police for posting his pronghorn sex images onto an obscure forum. He is known to have responded "fuck you, racist capitalist pigs!"
- Speaking of which, pronghorns have been fined for speeding.
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Post by BrenHans on Wed Oct 05, 2016 12:36 pm

Those are intriguing facts Trop, but I got something that will answer the question for the Scams.

You see the reason why BB posted a picture of Pronghorn sex because it's super destructive. You ever heard of what happens when an immovable object meets and unstoppable force? Considering the Pronghorn vagina has to be made durable against the Pronghorn's supersonic hump power, the womb is actually as durable as diamonds. SO what people will tell you what happens is "nothing" BUT that nothingness creates a dark energy of destruction that whoever lay their presence upon the mating session shall vanish like they never existed to begin with.

It is said that in the Opium wars, the only time where war wasn't hell, the Qing empire wanted to use Pronghorn fuckings just to erase the embarrassment, and despite their orgy of 420 Pronghorns, the memories laid dormant, hence why we celebrate April 20th.
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Post by The Villain of Scams on Tue Feb 28, 2017 6:12 pm

What
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Post by Fenney on Thu Mar 09, 2017 4:39 pm

Basically the lovechild of a pronghorn and a dolphin will be an eternal god. Why haven't the furries picked up on this thread yet
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