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Post by ZommyO on Fri Jul 03, 2015 2:57 am

I WANNA EAT MY MEATLOAF! AND IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET OUT OF HERE, THEN BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME, I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE!
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Post by SkullDevil on Fri Jul 03, 2015 2:59 am

Zommy, who are you talking to?
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Post by ZommyO on Fri Jul 03, 2015 3:00 am

YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE!
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Post by SkullDevil on Fri Jul 03, 2015 3:03 am

HECK NO I'M NOT KISSING NOBODY.

When did I get married, anyway?
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Post by Brimstone Behemoth on Fri Jul 03, 2015 3:04 am

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Post by Leachy Pufball on Fri Jul 03, 2015 3:13 am

I AM YOUR FATHER! I'M EVERYBODY'S FATHER!
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Post by SkullDevil on Fri Jul 03, 2015 3:17 am

Hey, if I'm married to this woman:



Then I have no issues whatsoever.
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Post by ZommyO on Fri Jul 03, 2015 3:26 am

Leach, I AM YOUR MOTHER!

Oh, and Skull, you're actually marrying MEEEEEEE!
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Post by SkullDevil on Fri Jul 03, 2015 3:27 am

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Post by DivineSheep on Fri Jul 03, 2015 7:53 pm

GUYS

WTF IS GOING ON HERE
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Post by ZommyO on Sat Jul 04, 2015 4:27 am

SHEEP, NOW'S NOT THE TIME TO ASK QUESTIONS. SKULL AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED!

But we're already married... Mhhhhhh.
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Post by SkullDevil on Sat Jul 04, 2015 2:16 pm

SCREW THIS CRAP, I WANT A DIVORCE.

Sorry Zommy, I like ya, but I just don't...swing that way.
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Post by The Villain of Scams on Sun Jul 05, 2015 1:15 am

Who cares, Skull? YOU'RE MARRIED I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!
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Post by Iggy on Sun Jul 05, 2015 1:28 am

Divorce Skull, marrying is for the weak.

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Post by Leachy Pufball on Sun Jul 05, 2015 2:24 am

Living is for the weak...
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Post by Iggy on Sun Jul 05, 2015 2:25 am

We're all robots.

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Post by ZommyO on Sun Jul 05, 2015 2:25 am

Aww man, this is the fourth divorce this month!
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Post by Iggy on Sun Jul 05, 2015 2:28 am

The first three weren't that great.

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Post by ZommyO on Sun Jul 05, 2015 3:03 am

Narrator: Welcome to Divorce Court. Today's witnesses are two members from a forum website. One is a stick figure who is creepily happy all of the time; the other is a half skull, half devil. A SkullDevil, if you will.

Judge Goodies:: Mr. ZommyO, do you wish to tell us why you want to divorce SkullDevil.

"Well your honor, Skull wants to divorce me. I never agreed to it."

Judge Goodies: GUILTY!

"Wha-what? This is divorce court, not...

Judge Goodies: Hey, I am the one with the goodies around here! Whatever I say, goes!

Sheriff: ZommyO, you are under arrest for stealing a piece of gum from your sister! *locks handcuffs around arms*

"Dammit! Not again!"
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Post by Iggy on Sun Jul 05, 2015 3:19 am

Wow, that's kind of harsh, I mean, unless it's ok with you.

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Post by ZommyO on Sun Jul 05, 2015 3:27 am

*cries on Iggy's shoulder*

Who's gonna push me on the swing.. *sobs* or go fishing with me? *sobs* Who's gonna help me butter my toast?!
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Post by Iggy on Sun Jul 05, 2015 3:31 am

I'm always there, if it's ok.

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Post by Pr0t0 Zer0 on Sun Jul 05, 2015 3:54 am

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"Your Honor! You must be crazy to abuse your rights as a judge to declare a man guilty when we have no evidences to prove his guilt yet!"
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Post by ZommyO on Sun Jul 05, 2015 4:21 am



Judge: My face is my evidence.
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Post by Pr0t0 Zer0 on Sun Jul 05, 2015 4:54 am



"I'd hate to burst your bubble, Your Honor, but your face isn't exactly the kind of evidence we needed."



"But then again, I have another question to ask you. Why do you have a sheriff who's ready to arrest other peoples for the smallest of offense? Isn't that a bit too drastic?"
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