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Post by Leachy Pufball on Sun Jun 26, 2016 3:09 pm

Previously on Trash Theater...

CD-I Adventures:
Cleon: Cloe, I am going on a quest to defeat vex. If I don't get back by dinnertime, send Bastion.
Cloe: But, father-
Cleon: Enuff. The Tryforce of Courage will protect me. My ship leaves at dawn.
Cloe: But, father-
Cleon: Enuff.
Cloe: But, father-
Cleon: Shuddup already! Oh, look, it's dawn. *Leaves*
(In vexs lair)
Vex: You dare bring light into my lair? You must die!
Cleon: Nooooooooooooooooooo! *dies*
Vex: Mwahahahahaha!
*Dinnertime*
Cloe: Bastion, go save my father.
Bastion: How about a kiss before i go?
Cloe: Ewww, no. You’re my cousin for Tryforce's sake!
*Squadala man rides in*
Squadala man: We must go.
Bastion: Great! I'll grab my stuff!
Squadala man: No, your sword is enuff.
Bastion: Great! I'll grab my sword!
Squadala man: Your sword is enuff.
(Bastion gets his sword and leaves with squadala man)
Squadala man: Squadala! This is the map. Where would you like to go?
Bastion: Vex’s lair.
Squadala Man: Okai!
(In vexs lair)
Vex: Uwe dare breeeng bastion into my lair? Uwe must die, squadala man!
Squadala man: Noooo! *dies*
Bastion: Uwe must die, vex! *slays vex*
Vex: Nooooooo! *dies*
Bastion: Yay! I won! But now i'm trapped here.
(Suddenly cleon comes back to life)
Cleon: Wii must blow up dat dere wall!
Bastion: Dat reminds me...
(Flashback!)
Moorshu: Bombs. uwe want some?
Bastion: Okai!
Moorshu: Two bad! Uwe need rupees!
Bastion: Aw, dangit.
(Flashback ended)
Bastion: good memories!
(Moorshu appears)
Moorshu: Bombs. *blows up teh wall*
Bastion: Tank uwe!
(Moorshu becomes a giant boulder and chases bastion and cleon through the hole)
Bastion: Jump into teh water!
(Bastion and cleon jump into teh water)
Cleon: Augh a submarine!
(A yellow submarine runs into them)
Bastion: Man, this is one strange quest!
(Bastion and cleon end up on an island with a toilet. they jump into the toilet and come out of the toilet in hyroole casle)
Cloe: Look *points*
Dude in underware: Yoyoyo!
Cloe: No, not dere, dere!
Moster: Rowr!
Cleon: Wii must use the spagetti alarm to defeat the moster!
Spagetti alarm: Spagetti spagetti spagetti spagetti!
Moster: Oh, what a world! *dies*
GOOD END

CD-I Adventures 2 (pt 1):
Cleon: Hyrool is safe agan.
(Vex blows a hole in the wall wif his rokitt loncher)
Vex: Dinnertime, mah boi.
(Vex shoots burgers at cleon. bastion walks in)
Bastion: O noez! Ill save uwe, cleon!
(Bastion jumps in front of the dinner blaster and gets killed by teh burgers)
Cleon: Noez! Bastion! You gonna pay for that, vex.
(Vex gives cleon five dolla)
Cleon: All is well!
(Vex leaves with Cloe)
Cloe: Help! Help me!
Cleon: O noez! My prinzess! I must save her!
Squadala man: Squadala! *rides in on a flying carpet* It iz said dat onlee bastion can defeat vex.
Cleon: But bastion iz ded.
Squadala man: Den wii r screwed.
Cleon: Noez!
Squadala man: It iz also said dat cleon cood defeat vex.
Cleon: Great, ill grab mai stuff.
Squadala man: Ur sord iz enuff.
Cleon: Great, ill grab my tryfoce of coorage!
Squadala man: Ur sord iz enuff.
Cleon: Great, ill grab my sord.
Squadala man: Come on already! We dont have all day!
Cleon: Great, ill grab my sord.
Squadala man: Alright, ill leave without uwe!
(Squadala man flies away)
Cleon: Great, ill use the toilet!
(Cleon jumps into a toilet and comes out of a toilet on a submarine)
Captain: Hoo r u?
Cleon: Im cleon.
(Captain and cleon have a sword fight. cleon loses and gets kicked out of the submarine, onto the island where vexs lare is)
Cleon: Alright!
(Cleon enters vexs lare and sees squadala man and vex talking)
Vex: Uwe left heem at teh casle?
Squadala man: Yes, sir.
Vex: Gud wurk mai minyon.
Cleon: Im heer two sayve mai prinzess!
Cloe: Daddy! Help me!
Cleon: Cloe ur alive!
Vex: fite me!
(Cleon slays vex, den tryes to save cloe, but squadala man attacks heem)
Cleon: Die.
Squadala man: Noez! *dies*
(Cleon releases cloe)
Cloe: Tanks for saving me, buuuuuuuut... how wheel wii get out?
Cleon: Aww man were traped!
(Moorshu appears)
Moorshu: Bombs. *blows up the wall*
Cleon & Cloe: Yay were free!
(Cleon and cloe leave, then find a toilet. dey jump into it. Moorshu pukes into the toilet. the puke propelz dem out of the toilet in hirool casle)
Bastion: *comes back to lyfe* Look. *points*
Guy in underwear: Yo yo yo!
Bastion: No, not dere, dere!
Bowzer: Rowr!
Cleon: O noez!
2 bee continood...

CD-I Adventures 2 (pt 2):
continood.
Bowzer: Rowr!
Cleon: How dew wii beet dis enemi?
Bastion: I nead two chek teh gidebook. *gets the gidebook out* It sais wii nead two use teh powr of rok!
Cleon: Imma call KISS rite away.
Bastion: Dere iz no time! Lukily, I bot us a drumset, electric gitar, microphone, and amplifiers.
Cleon: Awesum! Ill bee lead singer!
Bastion: I call drums!
Cloe: I get the gitar i gess.
(The three play a rok song dat roks bowzers soks off. He dies dew two lak of soks)
Cleon: Yeah we beet heem!
Random guy: Itz time two dool!
(Random guy battles against cleon. Cleon eats a stick of dynamite and blows up the casle, den runz away)
Cleon: I blue up teh casle! O noez!
(Cloe and bastion run towards him. Dey all run away until dey run into a brik wal)
Bastion: I must harness teh powr of bombs. *blows up teh wal*
(Everybody gets away. Dey return to teh site of teh casle and bild a nu casle)
Bastion: Now dat all dat caos iz over weeth, I can get back two playing chess.
Cleon: Nao I can film mai munf munf commercial!
DOG END


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Re: Trash Theater

Post by Leachy Pufball on Mon Jun 27, 2016 1:19 am

CD-I Adventures 3 (pt 1):
Cloe: Well, heer I am.
(Beefour cloe was a massif foroze palice. Cloe nokked on teh dewer)
???: Haldo?
Cloe: It iz prinzess of hyrool.
(Teh door opins, and cloe enters)
Kidd eggplant: Hay ther, cloe! Wut breengs uwe all the wai out heer?
Cloe: I just wantid to vizit.
Kidd eggplant: Air uwe shur? The leter uwe sent sownded ipootat.
Cloe: Well, I tink I no were mai mom iz.
Kidd eggplant: Reely? Dats grate! So uwe wont me to help find her?
Cloe: Exatlee!
Kidd eggplant: Well, lets go!
(Cloe and kidd eggplant jump into the toilet in the foroze palice. Dey come out in a sweer)
Cloe: Wow, dis iz what the sweers look like.
Kidd eggplant: So were iz your moter?
Cloe: She shood be in teh swmap.
(Cloe and kidd eggplant enter a pype labelllled swap. Dey emeger fro a toilet in teh middel of a swamp)
Kidd eggplant: Look! *points* Itz a hut!
Super swamp snake: Hay, lunch! Be a peech and stannd stilll wen I eet uwe.
Cloe: Wait! Dew uwe know gruntarias?
Super swamp snake: Gruntarias? Ur looking for her? Uwe woodent hapen to be her dotter, wood uwe?
Cloe: Actully, I am.
Super swamp snake: Well, she cant be mad at me for a littel taste.
Kidd eggplant: Stop rite ther! *punches snake*
Super swamp snake: Okai, fine. Go see her.
(Teh snake sinks into the sawmp. Cloe and kidd eggplant enter teh hut)
Gruntarias: Well, helo. How did uwe get past mai snake gard?
Cloe: Im your dotter. And thiz iz mai frend, kidd eggplant.
Kidd eggplant: Hi!
Gruntarias: Cloe? Iz that reely uwe?
Cloe: Yus.
Gruntarias: Oh mai darling! *hugs cloe*
Cloe: Yay! We shood go bac to hiroll casle.
Gruntarias: He woodent wont to see me.
Cloe: Wy not?
Gruntarias: He just woodent.
Cloe: Well, maybee he misses uwe!
Gruntarias: Well, oif uwe reely want me to go to highroll casle, ill go.
(The thr3 jump into teh toilet....................)
2 bee continood...

CD-I Adventures 3 (pt 2):
continood.
Bastion: Ha! Ur pawn iz mine!
Dude in underware: Yoyoyo! *flips table*
Bastion: Hay, we just stratted!
Guy in underwear: Yo yo yo!
Bastion: Uwe too?
(Juts ten, cloe, kidd eggplant, and gruntarias emegered fro the toilet)
Gruntarias: Oh god all these hot shirtless men.
Guy in underwear: Yo yo yo! *punches bastion*
(Bastion flews trou a wal and the papier-thin casle coolapseds)
Kidd eggplant: Stop rite ther! *punches guy*
(Guy in underwear iz zent flewing into space)
Dude in underware: Yoyoyo! *grabs a rokitt loncher*
(Dude in underware shots at kidd. Bastion comes bac)
Bastion: Noez! *jumps in frant of kidd*
(Bastion blewed up)
Cloe: Noez! Bastion!
(Dude in underware panched kidd eggplant and grabs cloe and run off)
Gruntarias: Get bac heer!
Cleon: Grunty?
Gruntarias: Ah, dalring, itz been a wile.
Cleon: Hasnt it, tho?
Gruntarias: But teh past iz teh past, cloe was kadnipped!
Cleon: Noez! And bastion was exploded again!
Kidd eggplant: Wut? Weres cloe?
Gruntarias: That dude in underware took her!
Kidd eggplant: Noez! We nead to go save her!
Cleon: But we dont know were he tok her.
Vex: I dew.
Cleon: Vex?! Get owt of toun!
Vex: If uwe wish, but ull nevver see your dotter agan.
Gruntarias: Were iz she?
Vex: I can tayk uwe to her.
(Squadala man materializes out of shadow)
Squadala man: Squadala! Mai lyfe is eturnal suphering!
Cleon: Didnt I keel uwe?
Vex: Uwe certainly did, but so did I.
Squadala man: Were do uwe wont to go?
3 be continood...

CD-I Adventures 3 (pt 3):
continood.
Cloe: Wy are uwe keyping me heer?
Dude in underware: Yoyoyo!
Cloe: Do uwe say anything else?
Dude in underware: NO
Cloe: O-oh.
Kidd eggplant: Stop rite ther! *punches a hole in dude's chest*
Cloe: Vex? What are uwe dewing heer?
Vex: Im heer to save uwe.
Cloe: Reely? I thot uwe wer evil, but maybe I was prejudiced.
Vex: Uwe wer.
Cleon: Well, I gess we can jest go.
Kidd eggplant: O noez! Squadala man iz lost his headed!
Gruntarias: Well, gess we have to go in teh toilet.
Cloe: Ther's no toilet for myles, tho!
Cleon: Uwe know, wii can mayk this place owr nu hiiroole casle.
Cloe: Yeh, our casle's ruined.
Kidd eggplant: Bastion's still died, thoug.
Cleon: Wut, that? Itz fine, he'll survyv.
(The dud in underware's hidout magicly becom hyru casle. Moorshu emegers fro the toilet)
Moorshu: Lamp oil! *points*
(The super swamp snake, moster, and bowzer are silting arond a table wif the spagetti alarm on it)
Moorshu: Rope! *points*
SquadalaBastionMostrosity: Kill...me...
Vex: Oh, thats wut hapens...
Kidd eggplant: Shood we keel it?
Cleon: How do wii keel it, thoug?
Moorshu: U need rupees! *shoots rupees at teh mostrosity*
(The mostrosity dies by riched. Moorshu sinks bac into the toilet)
Vex: Well, that wirked itshelf out.
MAYBE END


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Post by Leachy Pufball on Sun Jul 31, 2016 7:33 pm

CD-I Adventures 4 (Pt 1):
The CD-I Adventure 4!
Bastion: Chexmate!
(Teh chexbord is empty aside form teh wight kign)
Heavy: How cood this hapen?
Squadala Man: Pleese.......... kill me............
Bastion: Shush, yoo.
Cleon: What iz hoov doig heer?
Bastion: Hes a bedder dad tan u ever wer! *runs awai cryng*
Cleon: I thot u wer my nefew.
Cloe: Dady, u hav to go tak to him!
Cleon: wher wer u?
Cloe: Duz it matters?
Heavy: Wher ar my lines?
(Meenwile, in bastins room, bastin crys in teh cornear)
Cleon: Bastion!
Bastion: Go awai, dad!
Cleon: Im ur uncool, bastin.
Bastion: I dont cair!
Cleon: Wats rong, bastin?
Bastion: U dont realy cair.
Cleon: Wel, sumthin hapened.
Bastion: Go awai.
Cleon: Alrite, but if u want to tak.................... *motins to leeve*
Bastion: Wate!
Cleon: Huh?
Bastion: Its dan geros to go alon. Taik thiz. *gibs celon a tringle*
Cleon: Dan geros???
(Falshbak!)
Dan Geros: Time to die, king!
Cleon: No u.
Dan Geros: Nooooooooo! *dead*
(Falshbak!)
Bastion: Wat
Cleon: Nohing. I mus go.
(Chex room)
Dan Geros: Ah, if it isn't the king who killed me.
Cleon: Shuh ur fancy-speeking mouth!
Bastion: Squadala man is ded agan!
Heavy: Not beeg surpryse.
(Dan Geros slaaps hevvy and taiks him thru a poral)
Cloe: Teh poral is gon! Wat do!
Vex: I kow wat to do.
Cleon: Vex! U must dai!
Bastion: Wate! Hes good, rember?
(Falshbak! 2)
Vex: I can sayv ur dotter.
(Falshbak! 2)
Cleon: No, I dont.
Vex: Wel, iz my help needed or wat?
Bastion: Yes! We need to halp hevvy!
Vex: Tere is but 1ne wai to folow danny. Wii mUst fynd the bel of endthymes.
Cleon: Teh doombel?!
Vex: The very saym.
Cloe: But tat iz only spok of in ledgend.
Vex: It duz exits. Wii siply hav to fynd it.
Kidd eggplant: I no wer it iz.
Cloe: Kidd!
(Cloe and kidd hug)
Vex: So, were iz the doombel?
Kidd eggplant: I shal breeng u ther.
(Evrey1ne getz in the toilert. Tey emeger from a toilert in teh runes of vexs cassle)
Vex: My casserole? Wy are wii heer?
Kidd eggplant: Ive herd the ledgends uve all herd, but I beleeve u herd less than I did.
Cloe: Realy?
Kidd eggplant: Yeh, I herd that the doombel iz on a remoat eyeland, hiden deap witin a castle bilt ther.
Vex: I bilt this cassle! Id rember that.
Kidd eggplant: Wel, cleery u didnt.
Cleon: Look!
Morshu: Yo yo yo!
Cleon: Not ther, ther!
Bastion: Teh boomdel!
Vex: To wring it, u must...........................
(Bastion wings teh bel. It becums a balkhol and suks in the hol eyeland)
2 be continued?

CD-I Adventures 4 (Pt 2):
Continood
(The eyeland of vexs lare apears in a brite, colourfull land)
Bastion: Woow, were ar we?
Cleon: Thiz must be hel. Weve enterd hell.
Vex: No, this cant be hel. Not unles danny is ded.
Cloe: So were iz he?
Kidd eggplant: And wher is hoovy?
Morshu: Cleon helds the kee............... *fades awai*
Cleon: Teh key? Wat duz he meen?
Bastion: I no.
(Sudenly the tringle emegers from celons pokket and cerates dots leading somwer)
Cleon: Lets folow it!
(Evrey1ne folows the dots)
  "Hi there," Luigi said.
Bastion: Itz the spageti alarm!
  "Where?" Luigi asked.
Cleon: Wy do u speek like tha?
  "Why do you speak like that?" Luigi responded.
Cleon: I gess we both hav wierd acents.
Kidd eggplant: I no thiz place. This iz the Mooshrum Kindgom.
  "Yup." Luigi replied.
Vex: U woodnt hapen to know a dan geros, wood u?
  "Dan Geros? He's over there!" Luigi pointed towards Mooshrum Castle.
Cloe: Tanks for your halp.
  "You're welcome." Luigi responded.
(Evrey1ne goez to moshroum cassle and fynd hoovy)
Heavy: "U guiz cam to sayv me?"
Bastion: Of corse! But wy are u takking in quot?
Heavy: "Watevr are u talking about?"
Bastion: That! U have quots, wy?
Heavy: "Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I just couldn't understand how you hyrool fools talk."
Cleon: Hold on, u arent hevvy, ar u?
Heavy: "Wow, I thought you'd never catch on. No, I'm not Heavy."
Vex: Dan geros! I shouldve nown!
Dan Geros: "Yes indeed, and this place is my playground."
Kidd eggplant: "But ive been heer be4. I dont rember u.................."
Dan Geros: "As this is my world, I can take any form I see fit."
Cleon: "So luggi....... wate, wat are u doig? I hav quots now!"
Dan Geros: "Just reminding you where you are. This is, as I said before, my world."
Kidd eggplant: "So were is the reel hevvy?"
Dan Geros: "I killed him once you got here. He was bait, and now you have no hope of escaping."
(Dan Geros disapears)
Vex: Were not stayng hre.
Squadala man: *matrializes* Wy cant I dai?
Vex: Get us outa heer!
Squadala man: U no wat? No. Uve ben keepng me alyv to get u arownd and im tried of it! Squadala, u are fukked!
Vex: Wel, I gess ur free to maik ur own decisions.
Cleon: "Wat do wii do now?!"
Kidd eggplant: "Wat else? Wii taik on Dan Geros."
Cloe: But hou? He sed that this iz his world!
Bastion: Wii have 1ne way. But firs1, we hav to luer him to us.
Dan Geros: "Did you call?"
Bastion: Now!
(The her0s rok owt and sudenly bowzer apears)
Bowzer: Wel, if it issnt Dan Geros.
Dan Geros: "Nooooooooooooooooooo! You all must die!"
(Dan Geros kils evrey1ne, but Bowzer cam bak)
Bowzer: U wont get me that eezy.
(Bowzer kils dan geros)
Squadala man: Wate, wer's vex? Duz this meen I can dai?
Bowzer: Aftre we get owt of heer, u can.
Squadala man: Wel, hope on mi capret.
Bowzer: Okai. *hopes on*
(Sudenly, dangeros retruns, mregd wit teh othr her0s)
Nitemair: "R""a""a""r""g""!"
Bowzer: Kep flyng, ill taik cair of him!
(Bowzer breaths fyr on Nitemair untl he ded from bern)
Squadala man: Squadala, wi did it !!
(Bowzer and squadala man ecsap to hyr)
Squadala man: Look *points*
Gruntarias: Wel, helo ther!
Squadala man: Not ther, ther!
Guy in underwear: Yo yo yo!
Bowzer: Wel now, this iz a parttttty!
Spageti alarm: Spageti spageti spageti!
Moster: Hay bowzer!
Super swamp snake: Yeh I am heer.
(And then party)
FINAL END ?


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Post by Fenney on Thu Aug 04, 2016 2:00 am

Blair: That's a bannable offense mister junkie!
Markonov: I'll have you know it's a bankable offensive!
Blair is murdered on the spot.
Markonov goes back to his post and looks over the horizon and beyond the infinite.
Lid stands by him.
Lid: Long day, huh? We'll never find out who the real killer is.
Markonov nods, but before Lid could reply, he has gone. Rushed towards the brilliance. You couldn't look at it but you could feel it.
Blair: There's no such thing as a good story. People like to think it's died out but in fact it never lived.
Dandrol finds his way into his head, but her well being hasn't been the same since the  windowed war.
Dandrol: I tried reading it once, but it didn't make much sense. It gave me a sense of wake. No known substance can reach those levels, but it did for me.
Indeed: Indeed, truly avant garde, sui generis, ad hoc wouldn't have existed.
Dandrol: Quit cherry picking, Russel! Can't you see what this had done to us, simply because we never prepared ourself?
Blaironov: We never prepared ourselves because we never saw it coming. It's worthy of celebration, but is it deserved?
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Post by Fenney on Thu Aug 04, 2016 2:18 am

A twinkle in his eye appears. We don't know if it was actually in his eye, but it was definitely a twinkle.
Lunacy surrounds him. How did this happen?
Hypo: What do you want from me?
Lunacy: Let us pay for the cloning machine. Isn't this what you wanted? A patent worthy of millions of rip offs?
A piece of the sky falls down. The effects of the widowed war are showing and it's looking good.
The Warrior: If you're bringing in violence then you can count me out.
The Pacifist: In.
The Warrior: Don't call me by my real name. It isn't home.
The Pacifist: It may aid the blindness and be stronger with it, but it won't cure you. The blindness lives through the bindness, and through me.
Another area, minus something. The surrogate drone has stopped, and with it, the Surro Gate has opened: it drones on.
True: You're having an overdose Delusion. The reverse will, heaven silent the me to bring to promise. Noone did it. No One does it.
Camera: I am pleased as punch and I can only hear noise. The null moon or the dull moon?
True: It's just the moon. Are you projecting?
Camera: My projection is of the projector of the project.
They are pinolo pointer which re-happened three times that night.
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Post by Fenney on Thu Aug 04, 2016 2:38 am

One more until the knight falls quick and still.
Insecticide fills the place. It would have a king, as all things do.
Akira Adiemus: The O.R.T. is that-a-way.
Accelera no more. It continues to go past one, then past two. It might go past more, but nobody else has seen if there even are more.
newbound they go. Talking is for the week, apparently. Just wait a while and your singing voice is back again. is back again. is back again. is ba
Zeiss with the cut: That's a lot of Headaches tho. How'd you handle it?
VLet: There's a lot of things that flutter when lost. one and one is?
Zeiss with the cut: ? I got zero. Could be irlight enough but I don't believe in that concept.
VLet: Well okay. Step over the boundaries and you're screwed. Iris was a pupil, and look what happened to him. Thought there was no border, but how wrong she was.
Zeiss with the cut: XXVIII is Under boac. It's schichli suite so much it can't handle itself.
VLet: I don't want to converse no more, but I know I will.
Zeiss with the cut: Argh, lego. I've always been readyready for this to happenhappen. Don't underestimateunderestimate me. just vose it in, go on Reinfrom. you've waited many years for this
VLet: I will leave this proximity. It's too much for me.
Zeiss with the cut: i can see them, The Trees. hear? radiiiiiat in 2004 was a great time. NO MORE cut. xut off. pUiqMX
VLet:
Zeiss with the cut: de Fused er.b? Very clNcle. it oll be known see on see. zero on Oh. dub on ess?r it's TWO! I understand now!
It was too late, of course. Everyone and everything has moved on, even the drones. The widowed war is no longer history.
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Re: Trash Theater

Post by Leachy Pufball on Fri Aug 05, 2016 12:19 am

Mooshrum Return 1 !!:
Toed: Peech, I am gon on a kwest to debeat boozer. If im not bak in a munf, send luggy.
Peech: But toed-
Toed: Enuff. Teh goldshroom wil protect me. Mai sheep leaves at don.
Peech: But toed-
Toed: Enuff.
Peech: But toed-
Toed: Shuddup alredy! Oh luk its don. *leeves*
*munf*
Peech: Luggy, go sayv toed.
Luggy: How abowt a kis, for luk?
Peech: Okai.
(Luggy and peech mayk owt)
Joshi: Wii must go.
Luggy: Grate! Ill garb my stuf!
Joshi: Ur sord is enuff.
Luggy: Grate! Ill garb my sord!
Joshi: Ur sord is enuff.
(Luggy gets his sord and leeves wit joshi)
Joshi: Jodala! Heer iz the map. Were wood u lyk to go?
Luggy: Boozer's lare.
Joshi: Okai!
(In boozers lare)
Bowzer: U two?
Luggy: Wer heer to sayv toed!
Bowzer: Toed? Hoo's he?
Luggy: He cam heer to debeat u.
Bowzer: I havent sawn him. U shoor u hav the rite guy?
Luggy: Wel, he waz luking for boozer.
Bowzer: Im not boozer.
Luggy: Ten hoo are u?
Bowzer: Bowzer?
Joshi: U dont think he went to fynd boozer, do u?
Bowzer: I dont no any boozer. Unles....................................................................................................
Luggy: U dont mean !!
Joshi: Wii need to go sayv him!
Bowzer: My frend can breeng us to him.
Squadala man: Squadala! Lyf haz never ben beter!
Luggy: Wii need to go to boozer!
Squadala man: Az u wish.
(Boozer touer)
Boozer: Ehhhhhh i coludnt get peech but ull hav to do.
Toed: Lemy go u siko!
Boozer: No u wil be mai wyf!
Luggy: U let him go evil villein! *kils bozer*
Toed: U sayvd me! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Bowzer: Wel, squadala and I ar gon bak.
(Bowzer and squadala leeve. Evrey1ne els leeves on toeds bote)
Peech: Ur all saf!
Joshi: Luk!
Heavy: Yo yo yo!
Joshi: Not the, ther!
Danoster: Rawr!
Luggy: I no wat to do! SPAGETI!
Danoster: O no ded.
Toed: Wii did it!
Heavy: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
BAD END !

Mooshrum Return 2 !!:
Mooshrum Return 2 !!
XXX_Detth_XXX: Hou do u lyk the aftrelyf?
Boozer: I donno itz kindof boring. At lest i hav compay.
Bastion: Gi, it shoor is booring arownd here.
Cleon: This iz the aftrelyf?
Cloe: I dont lyk the wai that berded gui is stairing at me.
Boozer: (I mite hav a wyf yet)
Kidd eggplant: Stop stairing, u crepe!
Vex: I hav to sai, i ekspected the aftrelyf to be mor than this...........................................
XXX_Detth_XXX: This iz actully the wating room. Im havving the reel aftrelyf renovated rite now.
Dude in underware: Yoyoyo!
XXX_Detth_XXX: Get bak to wirk!
(hryu)
Toed: Mooshrum is sayf agan.
Wayro: *blews a whole in teh wal wif rokitt lawnchair* Waa!
Luggy: Wat ar u doing heer, wayro?
Wayro: Waa! *garbs peech and leeves*
Peech: Help! Som1ne help!
Luggy: Get bak heer, villein!
Heavy: Wii need to go sayv here!
Toed: Ill stai heer.
Joshi: To wayros hidowr!
(wayros hidowr)
Luggy: Wate, wers wayro?
Waluggy: Waa!
Heavy: Dai u!
(Waluggy leeves)
Luggy: I no were wayro iz.
Heavy: Were?
Luggy: Folow me.
(Luggy and hevvy folow teh purpel trale untill they fynd...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................)
Grand Dangero: Yes hello welcome to burger hut how would you like your name?
Luggy: Did u si wer waluggy wet?
Grand Dangero: Sever your please leg its the grandest day.
Luggy: Ths goot us nowere.
Grand Dangero: Wait no don't go I'm lonely.
(latter.)
Waluggy: Waa!
Wayro: Waa!
Peech: Help! Theyv ben doing this nosto!
Luggy: Dont wory prinzess ill sayv u!
Heavy: Fite me litle men!
(Hevvy defeets teh waas)
Heavy: Lets go!
(Mooshru Casle)
Toed: Oh god wat iz that thing?
Grandangeros: Please........................................................... sever your leg.....................................................
Joshi: Ill get hym!
(Joshi stoms on grandangeros)
Peech: Im bak!
Toed: Ther u are!
Luggy: We debeated thos waa borthers!
Heavy: Yeh!
Toed: Look!
Guy in underwear: Yoyoyo!
Toed: No, ther!
Bowzer: Hai!
ALMOST END ?


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Re: Trash Theater

Post by Fenney on Mon Aug 22, 2016 5:09 am

I see them rising! Save me from those therrble prongs! Two more. Onetwo moremens more. So. Avelaval. My leaves have drifted from me. All. But one clings still. I'll bear it on me. To remind me of. Lff! So soft this morning, ours. Yes. Carry me along, taddy, like you done through the toy fair! If I seen him bearing down on me now under whitespread wings like he'd come from Arkangels, I sink I'd die down over his feet, humbly dumbly, only to washup. Yes, tid. There's where. First. We pass through grass behush the bush to. Whish! A gull. Gulls. Far calls. Coming, far! End here. Us then. Finn, again! Take. Bussoftlhee, mememormee! Till thousendsthee. Lps. The keys to. Given! A way a lone a last a loved a long the riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs. Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passencore rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse to Laurens County's gorgios while they went doublin their mumper all the time: nor avoice from afire bellowsed mishe mishe to tauftauf thuartpeatrick: not yet, though venissoon after, had a kidscad buttended a bland old isaac: not yet, though all's fair in vanessy, were sosie sesthers wroth with twone nathandjoe. Rot a peck of pa's malt had Jhem or Shen brewed by arclight and rory end to the regginbrow was to be seen ringsome on the aquaface.
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Post by Fenney on Mon Aug 22, 2016 5:14 am

I'm the TRASH (THEATER) MAN. I eat all the GARBAGE.
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Re: Trash Theater

Post by Leachy Pufball on Sat Sep 03, 2016 3:51 am

Mooshrum Return 3 !!:
Mooshrum Return 3 !!
Peech: Well, heer I am.
(Befour peech was a nomral hows. Peech nokked on the dewer)
???: Hoos tere?
Peech: Prinzess of mooshrum.
(Teh dewer opens, revelling Master Shake)
Master Shake: I bet ur heer for my autograph. Were wood u liek it?
Peech: Actully, Im luking for frylock.
Master Shake: O that gui? Hes ben gon for a wile. U shoor u dont want my ottograph?
Peech: Wel, wood u no a dan geros?
Master Shake: Wy? Duz he want mai autograf?
Meatwad: No he wants mai autograph rite?
Peech: Do u no were frylock is?
Meatwad: Wel, I thot he was goin to the grocery stoor, but hes ben gon awile.
Weird Potato: *creepy stare* ...
Peech: Wel, I gess im going to go si bowzer. He shood no abowt dan geros.
(Peech leeves thru a toylet)
Master Shake: Wate u didnt get my ottograf!
(Master Shake leeves thru the saym toylet. He eds up in boozers hidowt)
Bowzer: dan geros? I thot he waz gon for gewd.
Peech: I did two but he seemz to be commmmin bak.
Master Shake: I hav kno ide wat u guize ar takkin abowt, I jest wana sign that girls bobs.
Bowzer: Hoos he?
Peech: Sum weerdo who livs with frylock.
Bowzer: Realy? I thot he livd alone.
Master Shake: Hay I tink teres something owt tere.
(A masiff Dan Geros mostrosity stans owtsyd the hidowt. He helds a toed)
TRUE Dan Geros: Tremble, mortals, for I have returned!
Toed: Halp!
Peech: Toed!
(TRUE Dan Geros abords toed into hym)
TRUE Dan Geros: I am not yet complete. I must absorb more, and you three will do nicely.
Peech: U moster! How dair u abord toed?
Master Shake: U look lyk a gui hood lyk mai autograph.
(TRUE Dan Geros garbs master shake and abords hym)
Weird Potato: ... *stares creepily*
TRUE Dan Geros: This seems perfect for my pure form.
(TRUE Dan Geros garbs werd potao and absords him)
PURE Dan Geros: I am still not complete.
Bowzer: Tayk this!
(Bowzer ataks PURE Dan Geros, onlii to be swathed awai)
Peech: Bowzer!
PURE Dan Geros: That pitiful fool does not stand a chance against my pure form. You shall be absor-
Squadala man: Squadala! Eet magyc, demon!
(Squadala man shots magyc at PURE Dan Geros, onlii to be garbed and aborbsed)
PURE Dan Geros: I require more!
(PURE Dan Geros gos to garb peech, onlii for hys hand to be burnnet)
Bowzer: Peech! Get bak to mooshrum cassle! Dont wori abowt me!
(Peech leeves jest as PURE Dan Geros garbs Bowzer)

(Mooshrum cassle)
Heavy: Prinzess! Sumbody took luggi!
Peech: It wasnt the saym body that tuk toed, waz it?
Heavy: Noe, but wii need to sayv hym!
Joshi: I cna tayk u to him!
(Boozer touer)
Munf Munf Boi: Wel if it aint the moshrum prinzess hershelf. I bet ur heer to sayv ur frend luggi.
Luggy: *ties up to chare* Halp me...
Munf Munf Boi: I thot id porpoise a deal. Ill let hym go if u tel me were cleon is.
Peech: Cleon? I hav kno ide wher he is.
Munf Munf Boi: Now see, thats the rong anser. Ruy!
Ruy: Yassir! *hit luggi neecaps*
Luggy: Ow!
Peech: How dair u?
Heavy: Wate. I no were cleon iz.
Munf Munf Boi: Were iz he?
Heavy: The aftrelyf.
Munf Munf Boi: Iz tat sum kynd of joke?
Heavy: Noe, cleon iz truly ded.
Munf Munf Boi: Wel tat aint good. Gess ill need sum1 els to star in the comershul. Meatwad!
Meatwad: Walp, gess im a mobster now. Wat zany misenture wil i get into naxt weak? *untie luggi*
Luggy: Tanks for sayvin me guize.
Peech: Noe probalo.
Luggy: Bi the wai, I fownd owt were mayro iz.
Peech: Mayro? Hoose tat?
Luggy: U no, my borther.
Peech: U didnt hav a brother tho.
Luggy: Yeh i do. U realy dont rember?
Joshi: I cood hav sworn it waz jest u.
Luggy: I gess ill goit a loan.

(vexs lare)
Joshi: Luk at tese runes.
Luggy: Mustv ben a big cassle.
(Tey fynd a chest)
Mayro: Git me owta heer!
Joshi: Wel teres defnitly sum1 tere. Lets ohpen it.
Mayro: O tank godnes its luigi.
Luggy: Dont u meen luggi?
Mayro: O yeh mustv forgot.
Joshi: Wel u wer rite, luggi. Tere iz a mayro.
Gygas Bowzer: Raaaaaaaaargh!
Mayro: Mai gaia itz bowzer!
Luggy: Wii need to debeat hym!
(Mayro and Luggy fite Gygas Bowzer az borthers, onlii to be left in the dust)
Joshi: I hav an ide! Roking owt beat nomrla bowzer, rite?
Luggy: Good ide!
(The tre rok owt. Bowzer retoins to nomlar)
Bowzer: Tanks i realy needed tat. Wate mayro?
Mayro: Bowzer?
Luggy: Now befour u fite..........................
(Mayro and Bowzer mayk owt)
Luggy: O......... nevremynd.
Captain: Hay tere felos, wii hav ben asked to gather at mooshrum cassle.
Joshi: Wii shood go tere ten.
Captain: I cna giv u a ryd on mai yelo sub.
Mayro: Sownds gewd.

(Mooshrum cassle)
Moorshu: Bombs?
Morshu: Rupees.
Moster: Rawr.
Spagetti alarm: yo wassup
Spageti alarm: I wana bea jest lyk u wen i gro up!
Guy in underwear: Yoyoyo!
Super swamp snake: Hissssssss.
Gruntarias: I mizz cleon and cloe.
Meatwad: Luk! Im an iglo!
Munf Munf Boi: Stil luking for an acter.
Ruy: Hay an iglo!
Captain: Trulii myn iz the fynest watercraft.
Peech: So? How ar u lykin the partay?
Bowzer: Wy do u hav evry1 gattered heer? Dan geros is stil on the lose.
Mayro: Dan Geros?
Luggy: Hes a bad gui hoo luks lyk u.
Peech: Tats exatly wy I hav evrey1 gattered heer. Wii jest need to be shoor to stai alyv.
Heavy: Tere he iz!
PURE Dan Geros: Tremble, mortals for I have arrived!
Mayro: Tats wat I luk lyk?
Joshi: O noez!
(PURE Dan Geros garbs bot moorshu and morshu and abords tem)
PERFECT Dan Geros: Finally, I am perfect! But I must still absorb more.
(PERFECT Dan Geros garbs moster and aborbsds it)
ULTIMATE Dan Geros: More! I require more!
(ULTIMATE Dan Geros garbs bot spagetti and spageti alrm and abobs tem)
FINAL Dan Geros: I can go all day! Look at this buffet!
(FINAL Dan Geros garbs guy in underwear and absrds him)
UMBRAL Dan Geros: Two more!
(UMBRAL Dan Geros grabes super swamp snake and absrbs him)
LUDICROUS Dan Geros: I only need one more!
(LUDICROUS Dan Geros garbs captain and abords hym. Sudenlii, he sinks to nomral syz and ganes too sords)
Grand Dan Geros: Finally, I am complete.
Gruntarias: And it onlii tuk most of uz.
Peech: Jest meens tat the ons left are the sronges.
Joshi: Yep.
(Mayro and luggy tayk batel stanced)
Munf Munf Boi: Wel, munf munf bois luks lyk itz tym to fite.
Ruy: U got it bos!
Meatwad: Lets do tiz!
(Mayro and meatwad lung at Grand Dan Geros, onlii to be refleted by fours feeld)
Luggy: He haz a fours feeld? O noez!
Grand Dan Geros: Looks like you hyrool fools are finally outmatched.
(Grand Dan Geros waks up to mayro and slics hed offed)
Luggy: Mayro! Wyyyyyyyyy?!
Gruntarias: Tiz luks lyk a job for a witch.
(Gruntarias brakes the baryer)
Grand Dan Geros: You WITCH!
(Luggy asalts Grand Dan Geros wit hamer)
Grand Dan Geros: Enough!
(Grand Dan Geros actves baryer and luggi flyed awai. He aslo actves magyc baryer on gruntaryas)
Gruntarias: Wel now wat? I cant tayk doun hyz baryer!
???: Stop rite tere!
Heavy: Its.................... MR DOMINO!!!!!!
Mr. Domino: Noone stops mr domino!
(Mr domino brakes thru the barrier and asalts Grand Dan Geros)
Grand Dan Geros: Stop that! *impales mr domino*
Mr. Domino: U............. u stopd mr domino.................... *ded*
Munf Munf Boi: How manii livs wil u tayk befour ur don?
Grand Dan Geros: That's rich coming from a ruthless mob boss. Tell me, how many lives have you taken in your time?
Munf Munf Boi: How dair u.................................
Peech: Taik thiz!
(Peech shots a pynk balst at Grand Dan Geros, braking hyz baryer. Ruy and meatwad taik thiz oportunty to atak. Bowzer coms in to devler the fynal bow)
Bowzer: Thiz iz four mayro! And thiz iz four squadala man!
Grand Dan Geros: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooez! *ded*
Gruntarias: It-itz ovre. Hes ded.
Peech: Lets hop itz for gewd thiz tym.
Heavy: Pour mr domino................
Joshi: Cri it owt pal.
Bowzer: .................................
Luggy: Bowzer, u alrite?
Bowzer: Teyr both gon.
Peech: Squadala man and mayro?
Bowzer: Exatlii. And I thot I got mayro bak, but now hes gon for gewd.
(Luggi and peech hug bowzer)
Luggy: Itll be alrite, big gui.
(Bowzer brakes into teers as he helds luggi and peech tite)
Bowzer: U guize are the best!
Munf Munf Boi: Wel bois luks lyk itz tym we split. U guize no were to fynd us!
Meatwad: Bai!
Ruy: Hevvy. Heer. *givs card*
(The munf munf bois leev)
Heavy: Becum an oficial munf munf boi? Wy, id lov to!
Joshi: Wel luks lyk thiz iz the hapy end!
Gruntarias: Maib one dai ill see cloe agayn.

(7 munfs latter)
Heavy: Munf munf four boi's cereal!
Meatwad: Cut!
Munf Munf Boi: Tat waz grate! Consider urself a munf munf boi.
Heavy: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

(Mooshrum cassle)
Gruntarias: Bowzer?
Bowzer: Yeh?
Gruntarias: Maib wii cood go owt somtym?
Bowzer: Id luv to!
(Bowzer and gruntarias held hand. Bowzer blusheds)

GOLDEN END

Well, that's that, eh? Hard to believe I started writing these in 2009. I was 13 back then! I doubt I thought back then it'd be anything more than a couple of silly stories based on animated YouTubePoops. But look what I made of it! I'm surprised, too.
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Re: Trash Theater

Post by The Villain of Scams on Wed Oct 05, 2016 10:00 pm

I have no idea what Tropia said or what really was going on in Trash Theatre but I did like the elements of repeating like knocking on the normal houses and Don Geros's transformations and this was my favorite part


Dude in underware: Yoyoyo!
Cloe: Do uwe say anything else?
Dude in underware: NO

The Dude in underware reminds me of Brenman. Anyway, good read even though I was confused 90% of the time.
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Post by Leachy Pufball on Wed Oct 05, 2016 11:07 pm

I really liked that part, too.
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