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Hi Billy Mays!

Post by DoctorFrickinRetro on Thu Jul 24, 2014 5:19 am

Be Billy Mays and sell me some ridiculous like used bottles be crative winner will... well I haven't worked that out yet...
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Re: Hi Billy Mays!

Post by Pure Awesome on Fri Jul 25, 2014 1:42 am

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KILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE NANACHETE

BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER EXCITING PRODUCT FOR YOU! ARE YOU TIRED OF PILES OF OWLS CONSTANTLY BLOCKING YOUR DRIVEWAY? WELL THEN YOU GOTTA GET "OWL TROWEL"!
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Re: Hi Billy Mays!

Post by 腐川冬子/fukawa touko on Fri Jul 25, 2014 5:50 am

Hi, Wilhelm Maystien here! Are you sick and tired of angering the Soviet Union AND the Allied Powers? Well, I've got a wunderbar solution for you, mien friend. Introducing "Ze Bunker"!
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Re: Hi Billy Mays!

Post by ZommyO on Fri Jul 25, 2014 7:33 pm

ERB:
"Hi Billy Mays here with a special TV offer
Watch me crush this bald fat foppish founding father
I'll take my awesome auger and sow your quaker oats
I'll shoot your rhymes down like a regiment of red coats
I'm lord of the pitch and leader in home sales
You're just a lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail
Benny's got kite'n key but you're in for a shock
When I strike you with bolts from my lightning rod cock"

(LIEK DIS IF U CRY EVERYTIME)
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